d... d... d...
...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
i have no tears for the oppression of gay men who engage in misogynistic transphobic and racist behavior; being gay isn’t a pass go and collect 200 card for being a piece of shit
6 selfies 2k14 im unstoppable honestly
you’re a fucking princess <3 _ <3
if that is true where the HELL are my dragons AND: do i have to pay taxes if im stuck in a castle tower
if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497
i just set it up and it seems to be working
if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this